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With apologies to the Beastie Boys, proper grammer (talk to the BB), anyone who gets "Girls" running through their head as a result of this, and finally to my brother (who really did terminate a squirrel with extreme prejudice and a five iron.)


                    Squirrels

Squirrels                 (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
All I really hear is squirrels     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Playin' on my roof - it's squirrels    (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
And even when I sleep - Squirrels!

It's gettin' old to hear them run     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Even though they think it's fun     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
And though they sometimes make me smile  
                    (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
I wish they'd stop once in a while!

There was one day          (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
They dropped on my house just to play   (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
"Them upstairs neighbors got their way"  (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
was all I really had to say          (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Then they came back with no delay (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
And on the back fence 'hit the hay'   (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
You're thinkin' sleep?  Oh man, no way. (Bump - Bump - Bump,Bump,Bump)
More like channel Discover-ay

But come what may         (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
At least they're outside's what I say (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
I got a bro' in Missour-ay         (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
And in his roof they tried to stay     (scritch - scritch - scritch,scritch,scritch)
With a golf club he made one pay (THUD - THUD - THUD,THUD,THUD)
We give him crap up to this day     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
So guess my tree rats are OK     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Dropped me a present just today

Acorns on my head   to    my  dis - may    <high pitched squirrel giggles>

Squirrels - run every morning
Squirrels - and in the evening
Squirrels - and in the bathroom!   (Aaaaa!)
Squirrels - Pack up we're leaving!

Squirrels                 (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
All I really hear is squirrels     (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Two at a time - d'em runnin' squirrels (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Dancin' on my roof - I hear squirrels (Thump - Thump - Thump,Thump,Thump)
Gimmee that golf club, I got squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels, squirrels!



FWIW: Because they stay outside, I just think they're funny.  But I got enough laughs making this up one particularly squirrel-frisky morning that I brushed it up and wrote it down.  It's probably only funny when you're hearing them scamper on the roof.  There's often a split second of "WTF was that?!   Oh yeah - it's the squirrels."  








  
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